Beden a busy Xmas kind of week. I've officially broken away in a blaze of glory from that shit hole I call work. I was all like "fuck this, I'm not coming back until next year!" and they were all like "meh".

Still they put a good a good end of year show. There was hijinks and fun for all with people getting dragged off to taxi's and naughty christmas elves getting there gear off. A few of us went out afterwards and I managed to stumble my way through the door home at about 5am. Was defiantly late for work the next day but for the most part I faired up OK.

I'm not living home for a while. Place doesn't have net connection either. So this is the last update for a while. Bleh, wheres my Xmas grog and why the fuck aren't I drunk? It's Christmas god dammit so suck my cock.

What a lazy fuck I've been all weekend. Nothing, well hardly anything. I went to a kick ass chinese banquet at House of Chow last night and left the place all pepped up on MSG. Unfortunately you pay for it the next day. Don't think my body could ever get used to processing all that salt and chemicals.

Finally getting though my Xena. I'll be about half way through the last season. Pretty good considering that I set myself the goal of finishing it before Xmas. I'll be pushing it though, but I think I'm up to the challenge. Setting myself up to lay the smack down on a game or so over Xmas. Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door will be my poisin of choice. I'll finish it. I just know I can do it! Yey for me.

Got some scanlations to read over Xmas as well. Might even start this week at work. It's the last week and noone really gives a fuck. As long as these stupid race riot's don't make there way to my door. Stupid fucks. All of them, I'd shoot them all at sort it all out later. If you don't want to get shot you shouldn't stand in front of my gun.

There's one nice girl that works there, she wasn't on last night, the rest of the place is run by snobby old pricks that couldn't be polite if their kids lives dependant on it. In particular there one really mean old bastard thats had the nerve to enforce their minimum order onto me when there was no need too. What a stupid fuck, I still haven't forgiven him and his goat humping attitude. Come to think of it I've had a few bad experiences there... Man I hate that fucking place. Why are I so stupid to keep going back?

***^ up there, that's my mate cats. He'll fuck you up if you dis his crib & peeps on the west sieed.***

Damn it... I've still got a few fucking xmas presents to get. I'm starting to despise it. Why the fuck do I have to honor a tradition because religious dude died way back before I was born. I smell cover up by the church, yeah I bet they are in league with all the evil retail traders and batman's most evil villain, Scarecrow. How does some fat fuck in a red suit that goes down kids chimneys in the middle of the night fit into this all anyway. If I said I did that I'd be done for pedophilia faster than midget porn.

I've been assed over by the phone companies with their "sim lock" technology. Why doesn't the government pass some decent legislation that makes all those but wipes give me 30% of their annual profit margins for pissing me off? At the same time I'd be happy it would reduce world hunger by a whopping 82%, don't ask me how, it just will... then I'd buy Square-Enix and make then do some decent games again. Dragon Quest VIII better be good or I'm taking a steamy bog on it and sending it back to the publisher with a chirstmas card signed by Hitler's hairdresser.

Take that you manga whore son of a bitch! Jump Superstars is finished. Unlocked as many Koma's as I'm going to, the ones left (about 4 or 5) need me to play another 150 "rounds" or something. Don't know if I can be assed, especially if it's to unlock a some super gay Naruto* Character that I don't even know. (damn Naruto looks like a Dragon Ball rip off!!) My super uber-team of Naruto & SSJ Goku tag teaming the Jump bitches and my stand alone own-your-ass-with-my-big-bang-attack SSJ Vegeta tore through all the jump homo's and homoettes. I especially like wailing on the Prince of Tennis fags and that fucking asshole with his fucked up cards Yugi-oh.

A typical battle in my imagination runs something like this.
SSJ Vegeta says "Prepare to die at the hand of the prince of sajins you fag tennis boy"
Prince of Tennis "of no please kind sire, I just want to suck it for you cause you so mean and hot looking"
"beat it punk, I'm way too cool and into pussy to be into that shit, prepare yourself"
"ahhh no please I just washed my hair!!!"
"BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!"
After this there's a bloddy smear where the PoT fag was standing and SSJ Vegeta lights a cigarette, goes to the local strip joint and gets a lapdance from the Ichigo 100% chicks.

*note: all series that I don't own or haven't seen are hereby classed as "super gay", "shit" or "dum" until I see it and make a informed decision in my opinion on it.

I was thinking about about starting my Xmas shopping tonight, only problem is when I thought about it I realised that I didn't have any cash. This stupid Xmas is getting more expensive everyday. Family, friends, goats, cats, turtles and Illama's all seem to want my precious. :-(

Being in the festive mood isn't something I can handle for long periods of time, so I took the liberty of picking up a shit load of manga from shinTokyo to keep me entertained over the holiday season. A couple of newies Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Baby Birth & some ones I'm collecting Ai Yori Aoshi, Kare Kano, One Piece & Sakura Taisen. Fuck it, I picked up Excel Saga as well but like the stupid tard I can be sometimes I'm missing number 1. So they are pretty much useless until I get it. Some excuse about them being printed wrong or whatever. I don't know. I'm so super pissed I might do Seppuku... or Bukkake... no wait, that's just wrong.

Picked up Animal Crossing: Wild World from the greatest game store last night. Pooped it in at lunch to set up my down and see what's changed. It looks almost as interesting as that time hole last game. I'll probably have to quit my job just so I don't miss any stupid event. Fucking game companies that deigning games around 12 year old kids with recess. Animal Crossing is almost as bad as a Tamagotchi... almost.

Gheyest damn thing contained in that stupid cartridge. Friend codes. You can't connect online to anyone unless you share a friend code. Now two things: Who the hell do I know that's stupid and gay enough to buy animal crossing besides yours truly... micromachines and how the hell is that supposed to be world wide? online at the same time? yeah right. I want to ride into some stupid town with my insane clown/animal posse and rape, pillage, raze and generally wreak havoc on some unsuspecting french twat before riding into a sunset. Now that would be game. Add some blackjack, hookers and the ability to micro manage a chain of strip joint and you'd get the biggest selling game in history. It could probably run for President and win...

Got Fire Emblem: Path of Radience (not the laundry powder) as well. :-/

Secondly I've just ordered my copy of Animal Crossing: Wild World and Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and will be picking them up tomorrow. Animal Crossing is online as well and although it might be a little bit before I'm inviting people into my town it's certainly something that I'll look forward too. Game interaction on a hand held system, certainly something that I didn't think I'd see let alone experience for a long time. So far I'm thoroughly impress with the great job Nintendo have done!

Now this movie is a bit of a mixed for me. It's probably some of the best CG anime imaging that I've ever seen (at least on par with FFVII:Advent Children). But does this make it a great movie, in my opinion no. The storyline is good, theres no denying that, but it all felt a little too rushed for my tastes. The fight scenes were good but lacked the certain speed that I've become used to and so all the moves the character pulled off seemed a little sluggish.

What really made me laugh was the lead characters mechanical "boyfriend" could not have been smashed to peices many more times than he was. Some all powerful android thing or something... what ever it's all over and I don't really care any more. The world was saved blah, blah, blah, like you don't see that coming with the ghey flashbacks, talk about cheesy.

Theres explosions, anime girls, andriods, clones and giant mecha what's not to like? Well the feel of it's good so I'm going to say it's pretty good. Definatly worth watching but don't expect it to live up to the hype that it's the be all and end all of Anime flicks. Tell you what, I'm watching Tokyo Godafathers now and I prefer that.

All unlocked and finished! :-D

Just in time for my DS Wireless dongle to arrive so I can play online and bring my unique style of Mario Kart whoop ass to losers across the globe. But I haven't quite perfected the art of snaking yet... Found out that Animal Crossing: Wild World can be played online as well. Which will be awesome! I loved Animal Crossing on the cube. Should be good to go back and play it again it comes out on Thursday in Australia so I'll pick one up then.

Went to the drive in last night and saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire & Saw II, Harry Potter good Saw 2 bad. Potter being it's usual eye candy goodness was fantastic, I like the new dark more adult feel to the movie that they went for. I think it really worked. Saw 2 was terrible. I expected so much because of the first, the ending was laughable and the scene where they "revisited" the room from the first movie, complete with rotting bodies and all. GHEY. As usual I saw then ending coming about 5 miles off. They may as well have painted it on the betrayers forehead with glowing star stickers and then turned out the light. For gods sake, that was supposed to pass as scary? You think you hollywood directors can just splash a little blood and add some angry looking dude to a movie and it's instant horror flick.

Well it was a horror movie, just not in the way I think the director intended. Unless he wanted to make a bad movie.

Just finished up the wonderful fun it was playing Shadow of the Colossus. Oh, what a sad ending, my poor horse and all that effort for almost nothing. What a fantastic piece of artwork it was. If you've got PS2 and don't own this game then there is something wrong with you. Hell go buy a PS2 just for this game, they are cheap now, so don't be a tight ass.

Pretty standard day at work today. Also one more week of the uber poorness and then I'm back to buying stuff again... Like Xmas presents. Oh hooray.

I think I hear the bed fairies calling out to me...