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I LOVE THAT SONG

So I just finished doing a kewl new review of the only PSP game that I've now finished. Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai, yeah it's totally sweet. Love me people and adore your new god. Now my biggest question tonight is do I guitar hero it or drag my (se)X-Box out and play Halo 2... Hmmm decisions....



By ashlar on July 31, 2006 7:53 PM

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I''S ON ME

Ok, so I've been catching up on a bit of the manga backlog this week. Assuming I haven't been sleeping like a rock. You can't wake me, it's damn near impossible. If you try your liable to get a) bashed, b) abused or c) ignored in that order. Fuck knows whats been making me so tired. Take tonight, yeah it's Friday I've been sleeping and I'm going back to get some more. What sucks total smelly ass is that after all the shite I still have to drag my ass to work tomorrow, now that's like totally like unfair like.

Anyway as I was about to say, I''s is the best damn harem manga that I've read in a long time. There's this guy called Itchitaka and he's had this crush on a girl called Iori in his year level for ages. Turns out that the nasty slut posed for some dirty pictures and now all the guys are interested in her. As luck would have it he's paired up with her to do some stupid welcoming ceremony thing but he can't get the courage up to talk to her and always comes off as an asshole. Just as things start to go his way and he prepares to proclaim his love for her (side note: what the fuck is up with the Japanese and telling someone you love them basically means that you have to get married and spend the rest of your life with them???) his old flame Itsuki shows up on the scene and things get very interesting.

There's a couple of things that separate this from your normal harem manga that I usually get into. For starters it's definatly not clear on who Ichitaka is going to pick right from the word go. He's a very confused little boy is actually capable of having feelings for more than one girl at a time, something very different from everything else I've read (Ai Love You, Love Hina, Ai Yori Aoshi). Despite having a relitivley simple story it's always seems to be throwing a curve ball at me as well. Just when I think it's going left, the fucking thing goes right. Case Point - After 4 books I still have no idea if the supposed lead love interest, Iori, actually likes Ichitaka more than a friend. You really get the feeling that if he confesses (once again what's the big deal of tell a chick you like her to get your thing wet) if she'll actally respond with a happy "get over here big boy".

Once I got past all the whiny stupid shit in the first volume and I'm glad that I came across the charming, well written manga. Hopefully Viz hurry up and release the rest of the 15 volumes. I'll do a review when it's done, if I remember.



By ashlar on July 28, 2006 11:34 PM

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ASHLAR DOESN'T LAUGH

So I'm doing the right thing. There's a new Guitar Hero review up so you's can all see what I think of the thing and how I am now the undisputed guitar hero of the universe!

I'm just about to sit down and put on Hagggard, that Bam Magera movie that I found so amusing when I had me teeth out a while ago. Fuck it was funny, weird but funny. I kinda feel like watching something good. I put in that crap piece of shite that has Tom Cruise in last night (I know, which crap piece of shit am I talking about), Legend. Dummest.Fantasy.Movie.EVER. The only redeeming feature that it had was Tim Curry was in it. Tim Curry does rock so much. Especially in Jumanji & the Muppets Treasure Island.

I digress.

My US order came today. Now I own my second copy of Valkyrie Profile, yes I own an original PS1 title, it's not in the greatest condition but I still have it. Yeah, go pay $100US for you's I got mine for like $20 years ago. (HAHAHAHA) Anyway it's been re-released on PSP, and I hear it's not exactly the same you should go an get a copy because it's an awesome RPG. If you don't... well you know what you are.

The day was going all well and good until I was KO'd after donating some of my precious precious blood. I mean WTF was I thinking. It's drawn the last straw, no one is special enough for my blood but me now. I seriously hit the floor like a soft-cock little girl and woke up starting at 5 faces asking if I was alright. Now what do you think, I hit vinyl from an upright standing position. Only plus side I could see was I still got muffins and left work early. Not that I rested or anything, I HAD to go to maccas and feast. I mean I was feeling sick and all, there's nothing like dead cow when your feeling shite to make you feel a whole lot better.



By ashlar on July 25, 2006 10:38 PM

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ROCK GOD PALAIS
Jessy and I went and saw the brand new swashbuckling adventure Poo Pirates of the Crapibbean, or something like that. There was sword and cannons and a Kraken. Kraken's can make any movie good. If you put a Kraken in Daredevil it would have been a decent movie... OK, wait, maybe that's going to far. The ONLY thing that would have made that movie is good is Arnie, a Minigun & a nuclear s'plosion.

I'm all tired from becoming the biggest rock legend of all time. Yes people you guess right, I'm joined Sum 41~! Ok, I just bought guitar hero. Fucking addictive rythm based games, why must they be so tiring and addictive. I guess I'm just not used to moving so much, it gets you jumping around the room like an epileptic having a fit. Having now mastered the "easy" setting it's now fucking hard when you get another fret button to worry about thrown in the the mix. Fuck if I didn't work today I could have so mastered it. Now as I quickly found out Guitar hero is very heavy on the arms after an hour or so...



By ashlar on July 23, 2006 7:39 PM

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RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT

Ok so it's finally making shape. you just don't get enough time to do much of anything any more. Yeah, I know. No one gives a shit, but here we have now the start of the MEGA Pocky Review! I'll be adding more types of pocky as I go along. There's about another 10 or so I have sitting here for me to add when I eat them.

So there should be a US order heading my way right about now. Something to reward myself for cheating the tax department so well... oh wait, did I say cheat... I meant overpaying. Yeah I overpaid them this year AGAIN. Don't know why I don't just learn my lesson. It now consists of a few CD's and DVD's and the following games I have no intention of ever play I just wanted to have:

- Suikoden Tactics
- Drakengard 2
- Suikoden V
- Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth

I'll also use this opertunity to post a pic of the fantastic KOS-MOS statue I have, all in tribute the the ever growing excitment I have for Xenosaga III.
Oh yes, oh fuck yes, Xenosaga does it for me baby!
*lights cigarette*



By ashlar on July 21, 2006 7:01 PM

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I'M SURE THIS COMES AS NO SURPRISE
Yeah I'm so in Pocky heaven. I robbed a small Japanese man last night, low and behold he had nothing in his wallet but how about 11 different types of Pocky! Fucking awesome. I seriously pissed my pants, I was as excited as a taiwanese prostitute with a $4 tip. So I thought what I'd do was I'd write a review or something on each Pocky kind that I sample over the next couple of weeks. Mmmm yummo! You be able to, though me, find the tastiest and bestest Pocky there is. (I'm putting my money on "Mens Pocky" to take the crown)

I've also now got a shit load of Manga to catch up on. There's no less that about 40 or so books to read, spanning about a dozen or so series that I have to keep on top of. WTF, lucky I don't have alzheimer's or anything as equally debilitating, cause it would be damn annoying if you could remember you had it. If not I'm thinking blissful ignorance.

So the plan was to start a page or two, (if anyone has noticed http://bowser.offbeathalo.com is actually non-exisitant at the moment) but I don't know if it's going to happen. These things take time and I'm so lazy. All the killing really takes it out of you after a while.



By ashlar on July 18, 2006 8:34 PM

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IT FEELS JUST LIKE...

What a fucking shitty week it's been. Damn it where do I start.

Wednesday some stupid fuck ganked my phone from the work carpark. Asshole. I have to pretty much beat the living shit out of him to get it back. Eventually after an hour or so of torture he gave it up, missing it's sim card to boot. So it's pretty much unusable now, at least until the new one rocks up, which is hopefully on Monday or something. The absolute fuck face he is had his manager defending him as well, what a fag that guy was. I really wanted to mame him with some sort of saboten bad as well.

Also worked AVcon on Saturday at shinTokyo. It was ok, they really shouldn't have themed the whole con "Pirates & Ninjas". Despite being totally gay it also really limited the Cosplaying as well. A Themed con is never a good thing to do, or so it seems. For the most part it went ok. It was totally dead compared to other ones that I've been too. Kinda disappointing really.

So low and behold I walk out to the car and Some sticker licker fuck had put a $35 parking fine on my car. That totally topped the day off with suger coated creamy goodness.

Did I mention that I tore up my new number plates as well. That totally fucked me off. So please, someone else take a steamy pile of shit on me. It's just what I need with being pretty pissed at the moment. Actually come to think of it I'm not that bad. I can't really get enough motivation to give a shit though.



By ashlar on July 17, 2006 11:44 PM

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CAN'T GET A SPARK

Fuck that. I finally get a spare few hours to do some shit today and low and behold my WoW account has run out of time. That's so fucked, man I'm so angry. I hulked out before and rampaged half way down to Marion, but luckily jessy was there and threw some DBZ:Shin Budokai in front of me, OK so I still Godzilla breath cannoned a few things but we hate southerners, cause they suck. But where was I...

Oh yeah, DBZ:Shin Budokai = great PSP fighter.
Imagine if you would a world where some smart little Japanese man that has been charge with making the newest installment of the oh so rocky Dragon Ball Z fighter series, this time on the PSP. Imagine if he saw a bag of drowning kittens, now imagine if that inspired him to take the best PS2 game of the series (3 btw) and then port it to the PSP with a few new characters and with removing the annoying ability of having to transform 5 times to get to SSJ3. Now you have the new DBZ, this time on PSP. Yeah it's pretty good.

Never really like the anime, but for some reason I can't get enough of DBZ fighting games.



By ashlar on July 9, 2006 8:49 PM

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RARE!!!

yeah so like I joined myspace and got an account there. Now I'm cool just like every single other person on the planet. So now I can share my feeling and hopefully meet some new and interesting people... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

visit it biaches!



By ashlar on July 8, 2006 8:29 PM

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XENOSAGA III


By ashlar on July 5, 2006 11:05 PM

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SHOW THEM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF

Don't you just love when you can get home at 4:30 and have some time to yourself to play with yourself and the games that you just got? Just picked up the Halo 2, now apparently this one isn't evolved like the last, which is kind of dumb. It better be fucking good like the last one... I swear I'll shit on microsoft if it isn't.

I swung Bowser around DVDcrave on the was home last night as well to nearly double my PSP collection. For the most part I don't really love the PSP. It's a good system, don't get my wrong, there's just not many good games out there for it. Sure you've got Sakura Taisen, Bleach, Tales of Eternia but that's about it for stuff that I wanted. Well that is until I found a magical game called Loco Roco or you can even visit this site if you want some fun). Think a kind of 2D Katamari... and you'll kind of get what I'm going on about. It's addictive as hell but easy to play. And although this doesn't actually make the PSP the best handheld I own it's certainly taken it up a tiny bit closer towards the DS.

Now I'm told that there's some fucking dim witted poofta out there that seems to find a bit of Loco Roco sitting on the borderline racist side of the fence. Now he can take a sugar frosted fuck right of the end of my dick for being such a fag. How the fuck can a game, made in japan, discriminate against black people. So what is the whole world supposed to bend over and get fucked up the ass because some fucking asshole decides that anything depicting anything as black is suddenly racist. If you want a reason to whine about something just watch Scrubs or something as equally as shit. It's a bit of innocent fun with some fat blobs rolling around. Black is just a color, next you'll no stuff will be crucified by people for depicting fat people or some shit.

I swear the whole world can go suck my balls.

Oh yeah, I also got Everybody's Golf and Dragonball Z: Shin Budokai for PSP, thus taking my total of PSP madness from 4 to 7... Whoa... yeah I so rock everyone's socks.


racist or just plain jap-wierd?


By ashlar on July 5, 2006 12:13 PM

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SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL. SHE'S ALWAYS FALLING DOWN.

Looks like I've finally able to give the overtime the boot... at least for the next few weeks. There's so much stuff I need to catch up on the first being a large amount of sleep. And I even might get the chance to post a bit more regularly.

WoW, is again on the back burner. I don't think my uber druid is ever going to reach 60... Not at the rate I'm going anyway. Fable: Lost Chapters, which I could never get into on the PC, is now mine to play on the (Se)X-box. (probably for a few weeks now, I just haven't picked it up.)

So what have I been up to? Well today for the most part was my fist day off and I used it to do a little game shopping. I picked up Fire Emblem Sacres Stones and Conker for Xbox, with Brain Age (aka Brain Training) a few days before. On order I've got Everbody's Golf, cause everybody needs a good golf game on a console (haha), Loco Roco, cause it looks cool and DBZ: Shin Budokai.

Fuck it... it's so cold... damn it. I'm going to pumba's house...



By ashlar on July 2, 2006 8:42 PM

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