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THE GIFT

Ok, so I understand that Scissors beats Paper, and I understand that Rock beats Scissors... But how the FUCK does Paper beat Rock!

Is the paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock rendering it immobile? Then, why the hell cant Paper do this to Scissors? In fact... fuck Scissors, why cant paper do this to PEOPLE? Why arent sheets of ruled paper suffocating people as they attempt to take notes?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY! its cause Paper cant beat anything! A Rock would tear the shit out of Paper in about 2 seconds. Every time I play Rock-Paper-Scissors, I always play Rock, cause when someone plays Paper and says they beat me, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "I'm sorry, I thought your Paper would protect you".

posted by ashlar on August 23, 2006 4:01 PM

comments (2)
Iampaperman:

ha ha, this is pretty funny.
Seriousy tho, paper does rule

posted by Iampaperman | August 23, 2006 7:49 PM

ashlar:

Nah, Paper totally sucks dogs balls for all eternity. Also Fire will kick Papers sorry ass all the way back to the Reflex Amazon production plant.

posted by ashlar | August 23, 2006 9:43 PM