It was an unexpected surprise when I received a free... yes that's right... FREE trip to sydney from work. Two weeks and I'm there... sweet. Until then I'll just happily plod along at World of Warcraft. Fucking addictive sleep depriving video game.
January 2007 archives
So I decided to start up my WoW account again, considering I've had a game card sitting there for well over 6 months that I've never bothered to activate. I got all excited about it and started the update. While it was downloading the 450+mb of updates I took a trip to the local games place and picked up a copy of The Burning Crusade getting even more excited about getting back into Warcrack. I get home install Burning Crusade and click to start playing, OK, updating again... OK done... Now updating again... WTF. No less than 6 times did various patches download and install on top of the large 1.x to 2.0.1 mega patch. Fuck.
Finally installed so bypassing the new character I decided to log in an see how my druid, warrior, Rogue and Mage have been up to. Mmm gaining some nice rest EXP as well. I log in as my druid only to find that my guild has been disbanded... or I've been booted. Fair enough, I've been gone for 6 months, my friend list is empty as well... odd. I hope onto the channels and start asking about some old friends are on and still around, maybe I can catch up with them or something, only to find out that they have quit, or just aren't interested. So now I'm a guildless Druid with no friends. Just like real life hardcore WoW players.
I'm yet to see any real difference with the expansion. I haven't yet made it to any of the new areas. One thing though, Blood Elfs look like fags and the new opening sequence is teh ghey. Still I'll be addicted for the new 59 days, even though it's a little boring flying solo.
So it's safe to say that we've been here before;
Heart torn out, down for the count and still come back for more.
This lesson is learned too well.
Though, only unlearned by the time your wounds have healed.
Have you had enough?
I guess not because your lips are stuck to his.
It's Time to say enough is enough, you would be so better off.
You love him but tough because it's not coming back from him.
You can't win.
Stop expecting change, he's just a lost cause that you're waiting on.
Take a look around, you could have anyone.
So leave undeserving him.
It only hurts at first.
But then you will find someone to give you everything you want.
Try not to go running back to him.
So it goes unsaid that we've been here before.
Lonely nights and endless fights and sleeping on the floor.
And he's sorry, so the story goes.
It's read and replayed and ends the same way
Stop expecting change, he's just a lost cause that you're waiting on.
Take a look around, you could have anyone.
So leave undeserving him.
Stop expecting change, he's just a lost cause that you're waiting on.
Take a look around, you could have anyone.
So leave undeserving him.
Here's one for all you kiddies out there. If you want a step by step guide to picking up and keeping hot chicks for uncle ash's advice:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries.This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for p*ssy's ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words f**k you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls ove a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
In the wake of the awesomeness that is the Wii Sports Experiment I too shall be accepting a physical challenge of playing 30mins of Wii sports everynight for 6 weeks and see how I go. However, I'm far too lazy to be bothered doing something as exciting and time consuming as recording calories burned and heart rates. I'm just going for a weight loss figure. I'll be ecstatic if I can pull off somewhere between 4-5 kilos. I suppose I should also look at limiting some intake of chocolate, chips and snack foods in general.
I'll weight in tonight before dinner and Update when I can be bothered. I'll probably only check my weight once a week.
Togusa. You're most like Togusa. The girl/boy next-door. You like it when your life goes the normal way. You trust your feelings and that's good!
Take this quiz!
It's defiantly worth importing if you have a DS. Think Super Smash Bros: Melee 2D with a butt load more characters. AND it has online play as well! Fucking A-W-E-S-O-M-E... (that's spells awesome)
I don't understand how hard it is to get back into the swing of work when you've only been off for a few weeks. It's not that I'm being lazy, even if I've been away for 3 weeks, I've just realised how much I hate it here. I've only been back for a little under 2 hours and it already sucks donkey balls. It's like I can feel the place slowly sucking my relaxed life force out and replacing it with the more evil and tense feelings of un-easyness. I guess I've just lost the will to work, at the moment I'd probably be better off on the dole.
As a whole though the (well deserved) 3 week break was pretty sweet, not that I actually did that much. After 42 hours, 2 sets of batteries, 45 heart pieces, 24 golden bugs and a 50 floor dungon of trials I managed to get through Twilight Princess. It was very satisfying and a fucking fantastic game. There wasn't much that was boring, all the puzzles were challenging but not too challenging. Heart pieces required logical thought. Defiantly the best game on Wii. Even if I didn't get into the fishing much.
On the manga side of things I managed to pick up Maison Ikkoku and Video Girl AI from Shintokyo. I read 15 Video Girl AI books in 3 days, it was awesome. Done by the same artist as I''s, and we all know how much I love I''s. I'm also pretty excited that Viz has licensed Ichigo 100%, although if they change the name to Strawberry 100% I'm going to be sorely disappointed.
