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Now I've gotten that out of my system I'll tell you why I was so disappointed with it. For starters take a good long look at the poster. Oh Dragons and Magic I hear you say. Well your wrong, your lucky to see a dragon for 5 mins in the two hours and it seems the only magic people have is making things glow. BORING. Theres a cool magic sword and when it finally gets busted out your all like "cool, hes gonna smack that bitches ass into fiery pieces", but no. The "Magic Sword" is no more useful than a normal sword, pathetic.
I can tell your also thinking "It's a Ghibli Movie, it's going to have tear jerking moments and a be magic and memorable ride." Well its not. Apparently the son Goro Miyazaki has decided to try his hand at directing. I feel sorry for him, I don't think it's his fault the movie turned out so bad, if he had better source material I'm sure it would have been great. Unfortunately the movie just didn't cut the mustard when it came to plot, characters, music, animation, story and coolness. I was actually dozing off halfway through the movie, if it wasn't for the fat anime nerd bitch behind me that ate like a pig and laughed at nothing throughout the whole movie I would have caught some serious Zzzzz's. At least I didn't have to pay for the ticket, I would have been seriously fucked off if I had, probably would have put the fat nerd through the screen just for something to do.
It was boring as all hell, and I'm fucking lucky that I didn't break down and cry through the whole thing out of boredom.